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80's man

A man generally in his 30's with an inferiority complex. Can be found driving rusted, or freshly primered, bad running, IROCs or Cameros wearing ripped up stone washed jeans, a sleeveless shirt (most likely stained and/or sporting a butt rock logo), a grease stained NASCAR hat, sporting a 10/90, challenging you to races. If not found in the driver's seat, this specimen will have a IROC or Camero on blocks in his front lawn next to the pile of PBR cans.
Hey dude, I bet 80's man here challenges me to a race.
by Mr. Bigg September 23, 2005
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hairy-man salsa

Its what you get when you jizz all over a woman's vajina and the pubic hair gets stuck together with the sperm
After we fucked, she washed her hairy-man salsanoun.
by Chase Zarate May 8, 2009
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White van man

A person who pries little kiddies away from their parents and stash them away in their van
oh dear there's a white van man run away
by Roastinator February 26, 2019
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sexy man cheast

one who has a deformed cheast and malesters pandas at the zoo they are found in most of africa rapping yellow monkeys also known as a gimpfucker or found at pre schools chasing the little boyz
by bang July 28, 2003
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Man-Zone

The area on a man from just above his bet line to collar bone. The man zone is the area where maximum strength is necessary to complete a lift such as the "power clean".

A second definition of the man-zone. A general phrase that symbolizes testicular fortitude and can be applied to most areas of a man's life.
David could complete his workout because he could not enter the man -zone.

David couldnt close the deal with that hot chick because he wasnt in the Man-Zone.
by Travel Membership October 28, 2010
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rich man toyota

A Lexus. A Toyota Camry with Leather Seats, 2 Tone Paint and Gold trim like a Mercedes Benz.
I am going to get me a Rich Man Toyota, a Lexus, and pretend that I have a Mercedes Benz.
by Chuck Strapp October 1, 2007
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Old man hot

An older gentleman who, despite not meeting traditional standards for beauty, is seriously attractive. See: Vladimir Putin, John Slattery, George Clooney, Brad Pitt (nowadays), Denzel Washington, Alec Baldwin, etc.
I'm a little worried about Julie. She thinks Larry King is old man hot.
by Mrs. Napoleon October 7, 2010
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