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Sex karma

When someone used to be physically attractive but now looks like shit because they only fuck ugly people
Mary has had some real bad sex karma. She only been fucking hobo’s that live in the park.
by sounds_true January 3, 2023
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Sex

The camp was for 2 weeks, and I had to go. My cabinmate was Adam, the sexiest guy in the world. While we were taking a hike, he slipped me a note. "Meet me in the cabin at 6 pm". That was 2 hours before dinner, so whatever he wanted to do, we would have time.

I met him in the cabin. He was standing at the end opposite to the door, his boner showing through his jeans and his muscles showing through his top.
"Undress," I said. He did so quickly. I finally saw his 10-inch cock.
"You like?" he said, with a devilish smile. He sat against the wall and I licked his chest until he was drenched in saliva. Then I slowly licked the tip of his dick and blew on the top. The sensation drove him crazy, and he moaned for more. I licked and sucked all of it. His glans turned red.
"Oh my fucking god Amber, don't stop!" He screamed. Suddenly, he tore off my clothes and saw my boobs, which he massaged and squeezed. I started french kissing him, exploring his mouth with my tongue. I sat on the bottom bunk bed.
"Fuck me," I said.
He pushed his beautiful penis in my hairless pussy and I could feel the warmth of his cum inside of me.
"Do it again" I moaned. He took it out and pushed it in again. He hit my g-spot and I screamed with joy. He kept doing it, each push harder and faster than the last, until he had all 10 inches in me.
I had an orgasm, and so did he. He took his dick out and cum went everywhere. We both flopped over onto the ground. I grabbed his penis massaged his balls as he frenched me. We rolled around on the floor and I screamed his name over and over. After that, we silently promised we would sex again and again.
by ThePervertedPerson February 14, 2022
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SEX

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by cleaverrr April 7, 2024
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Sex

When someone shoves their big fucking dick into someone else's tight as pussy
Girl:Babe, I just had sex with ur dad. I am so horny right now
Boy:Im glad you had fun baby girl
by Pornstar:) May 6, 2022
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Circumcised Sex

If I were a hot girl, I’d reject men who are circumcised. I refuse to have circumcised sex.
by AntiCircumcisionMan January 12, 2025
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Sex fountain

When a man ejeculates at the same time as a woman squirts and their bodily fluids meet together in air they create a sex fountain
Jimmy: How is your sex life going, Tim?
Tim: me and Gina finally managed to do the sex fountain... I think I'm ready to get married now
by TransexualBratzDolll November 23, 2021
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Liquid chunky poopy butt sex

When you have butt sex wit a girl the putt you butts together and shit into each others butts then have liquid shit and she has chunky poop then mix them together and start swishing it in ur mouth and gargle it then spit in in her mouth and she spits it in a cup drinks half of it and spits the other half in ur butt and penis hole
Yo gugardo did you have liquid chunky poopy butt sex last night with that fat Trans woman named Janna the pizza a hut
by #buttLICKER December 6, 2024
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