sex

if your looking this up here your TOO innocent or TOO young

innocent person: hey do you know what sex is?

horny person: i do, wanna try it?

by 80s.kai April 17, 2021

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Self Sex

What sad virgins who don't have a relationship, life or job do with the time they are pissing away. Usually they do it whilst watching porn.

Too busy having self sex there mate?

by LordJenal August 28, 2022

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bum sex

what kian rigg likes when he’s home alone with another boy

kian rigg likes bum sex

by tampy wampy October 16, 2021

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Old man sex

How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.

“Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”

by grimm23 December 13, 2023

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Socket sex

The act of having sex with a person eye socket after their eyeball is removed

You dude did you see Ben having socket sex with Cole???

by john cenathon November 2, 2018

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When one is to have sexual intercourse when they say they are gay, like people of the same gender but in reality they are a closeted straight person who says they are gay or lesbian for the title of it. They aren’t actually gay or lesbian.

I can’t wait to have hot steamy gay sex with you, wait your straight?!?! YOU TRIED TO TRICK ME INTO HAVING MESA SEX YOU MONSTER!

Gabe walked up to his girl but heard her yapping. “I’m like only lesbian for the aesthetic you know? I’m actually straight” thats when Gabe knew… he was dealing with someone really skilled in Mesa Sex

by BigBilly3469 January 24, 2024

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