by dr. queef-queef March 15, 2023
by MintyTheSmart May 10, 2022
When your feeling that special feeling and need the ancient release but the only sex aides available are the ingredients for your Sunday roast. So you post a parsnip up your brown eye (vegetable oil optional) and shag the life out of your Tesco uncooked chicken. Whilst your knob is wrapped in bacon like an extra salty pig in blanket.
Oh Doreen you wouldn’t believe that I caught Alan doing the dirty parsnip on Saturday after I went to bed.
I don’t know why you put up with it Glenda?
Well I quite like the extra salty chicken stock to make my Sunday roast gravy with……
I don’t know why you put up with it Glenda?
Well I quite like the extra salty chicken stock to make my Sunday roast gravy with……
by Dirty Roger the Cabin Boy November 10, 2022
by Amina x Lux September 02, 2021
When you stand around watching a bunch of guys work while undressing them with your eyes then go to the bathroom and shit on your hand and use it as lube to jerk off while fantasizing about the guys working
by baddawg6996 September 23, 2016
by The Invincible One March 01, 2020
having a wank whilst eating genuine caviar in a rolls royce but you have to be wearing a shrek themed thong for it to count
by michaelangalo July 04, 2023