Ass whole: hey hot stuff
or
Ass whole: hey sexy nice legs wana go back to my place and spread em?
innocent woman: but u r wearing a wedding ring!
Ass whole: Fuck her, speaking of my wife wana have a three way
or
ass whole: Hey babe wana strip for me and sext me even though we aren't going out, and i have a girlfriend
or
Ass whole: hey sexy nice legs wana go back to my place and spread em?
innocent woman: but u r wearing a wedding ring!
Ass whole: Fuck her, speaking of my wife wana have a three way
or
ass whole: Hey babe wana strip for me and sext me even though we aren't going out, and i have a girlfriend
by Julangel April 01, 2010
A nigga that simply ain't shit. A scumbag. A player. A womanizer. A liar. A cheater. All that is wrong with the male population.
"Girl I'm so upset he dumped me"
"Bitch please he nothin but a fufu ass nigga you know you deserve better than that"
"Bitch please he nothin but a fufu ass nigga you know you deserve better than that"
by 3hunnit November 26, 2013
Nigga with no job , no car, living off bitches Fo free. No hustle, don't pay for child support, don't take care of dey baby. Hands out STDS & denies it.
That bummy ass nigga with a baby mom & a kid but lives at another bitches crib, bummy ass nigga ain't got no job , ain't got no hustle ain't got NOTHING but that bus station bench to sleep on
by Sharkeisha baby April 25, 2014
A stupid slut who thinks she is hot shit, when in reality she is a std infected whore that aint nothing but dirt. Noun: dllt
by #pistedbitch July 30, 2014
An ass monkey is a common species of primate known to live in the rectum of people that enjoy making others suffer. These people then gain superhuman powers that allow them to torment innocents even further... Some common "victims" of ass monkies are (but not limited to) DMV workers, lawyers, prosecuters, ex-significant others and high school teachers. Many also believe that George Bush is an ass monkey victim...
How to tell if you're an ass monkey:
- Do people avoid you?
- Do you live alone?
- Do little girls and old ladies run away from you in tears?
- Does your neighbor's dog crap on your doorstep?
- Do people flip you off on a regular basis?
How to tell if you're an ass monkey:
- Do people avoid you?
- Do you live alone?
- Do little girls and old ladies run away from you in tears?
- Does your neighbor's dog crap on your doorstep?
- Do people flip you off on a regular basis?
...Damn that ass monkey at the DMV... That jerk wouldn't renew my permit even though i had all my ID...
by MydKnight Darkling October 17, 2007
a series of short explosive farts (simular to the sound of a pack of Black Cats going off) followed by a spray of shit.
This usually occurs when you are taking medication that makes your shit pastie. The fart can only get through the shit in small, quick bursts. The shit that comes out is the result of these tiny explosions and create shit spray marks.
This usually occurs when you are taking medication that makes your shit pastie. The fart can only get through the shit in small, quick bursts. The shit that comes out is the result of these tiny explosions and create shit spray marks.
by Matthew February 03, 2004
Signs of a grown ass boy:
Whining when he doesnt get his way.
Calling a woman out her name over a simple issue.
He wasn`t raised right.
Acts like a different person all the time.
Comes in late at night and expects you to not say nothing and hide your feelings.
Whining when he doesnt get his way.
Calling a woman out her name over a simple issue.
He wasn`t raised right.
Acts like a different person all the time.
Comes in late at night and expects you to not say nothing and hide your feelings.
by youngandrestless95 December 16, 2013