an animal that always wants attention and will put their butthole on you no matter what you say
a man's best friend
fluffy
soft
mean
pee and poo on the floor
a man's best friend
fluffy
soft
mean
pee and poo on the floor
my dog likes to sit in the window and stare into the soul of a poor person
my dog will eat me when I die
my dog will eat me when I die
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Get the Dog mug.Mark:Hey sexy female dog
Lia:hello hot bitch
Mark:😏
Reina:are you really flirting😒
Lia:🤔
Reina: whats does it fooking mean!
Mack: it mean a bitch stupid
Lia:hello hot bitch
Mark:😏
Reina:are you really flirting😒
Lia:🤔
Reina: whats does it fooking mean!
Mack: it mean a bitch stupid
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Get the big fat dog mug.Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.
The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.
Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.
There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.
Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.
There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?
Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.
Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.
Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
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Get the Balloon Dog Years scale mug.Person 7:wow you wiener is so long and hari
Person3:I know right feel how soft he is
Person7:wow that pretty nice
Seamus the dog:I know I'm soft bitch
Person3:I know right feel how soft he is
Person7:wow that pretty nice
Seamus the dog:I know I'm soft bitch
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Josh- “I touch myself to that thought every night.”
Josh- “I touch myself to that thought every night.”
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