ass in the wind

Rockin' the missionary position in public. On a windy day, you'll wish she went on top.

Steve: Hey man, you didn't come back to the club
Jerry: Yeah I know, me and Wendy hooked up
Steve: Ass in the wind?
Jerry : Ass in the wind!

by ferrara101 August 15, 2010

ass kraken

Its sort of what PJ does to his mother. It involves both legs of the female wrapped around the other person (the dude), with hardcore-style pelvic thrusts from both people, who make a sound like AGUHHHHHHH!! Like a kraken.

Oh damn! PJ give me that asskraken! Ohh yes!

by ToDDMaN June 10, 2003

ass-hat

1.the word andy milonakis faxes in his show to the person who kept calling him.

2. A hat for your ass

"Stop calling here, Ass-Hat"

by lxfactor September 13, 2005

SHIT IN MY ASS

A harsh alternative to POOP IN MY BUTT. Used only in the direst, most pressing of predicaments.

-Dude. Last night you got so drunk you made out with your sister and everyone took video of it and now it's all over the internet.
-SHIT IN MY ASS

by mirmironthewall November 28, 2009

chaps my ass

An expression used to indicate strong annoyance at someone or something, a stonger expression than "frosts my balls."

Getting served stale sweet tea really fucking chaps my ass.

by harry flashman July 23, 2003

ass blasting bitchaloid

Something that markiplier said in a video

My sister said this is going to be an ass blasting bitchaloid

by Derpymcsir April 5, 2016

bitch ass hoe

a pussy ass bitch who doesnt do shit and you just wanna make fun of there dumb ass

look its adam being a bitch ass hoe

by luvuadam September 12, 2019