naked ass parade

That brilliant and hilarious idea you have with your buds while drinking that is somehow so astoundingly unfunny the next morning.

So we all decided to prank our uptight little town with our naked ass parade for the following Saturday, and we planned every offensive detail from top to bottom!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 05, 2019

fake ass president

A popular nickname for Putin’s Bitch that has quickly moved beyond the street and now slips easily off the lips of fine upstanding citizens, even in the workplace.

You can bet that I won’t be voting for this fake ass president in 2020.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

Nutella Ass Cheeks

Having left over poop in your ass after taking a shit

Man 1: “Man the bathroom is out of toilet paper, I got Nutella Ass Cheeks.”

Man 2: “Bro wtf, go wipe!”

by Rainyboi July 19, 2018

SHIT IN MY ASS

A harsh alternative to POOP IN MY BUTT. Used only in the direst, most pressing of predicaments.

-Dude. Last night you got so drunk you made out with your sister and everyone took video of it and now it's all over the internet.
-SHIT IN MY ASS

by mirmironthewall November 29, 2009

chaps my ass

An expression used to indicate strong annoyance at someone or something, a stonger expression than "frosts my balls."

Getting served stale sweet tea really fucking chaps my ass.

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

bitch ass hoe

a pussy ass bitch who doesnt do shit and you just wanna make fun of there dumb ass

look its adam being a bitch ass hoe

by luvuadam September 12, 2019

ass blasting bitchaloid

Something that markiplier said in a video

My sister said this is going to be an ass blasting bitchaloid

by Derpymcsir December 27, 2015