Ms. Steal Your Girl

A girl who will take your girl. Pretty simple.

Ms. Steal Your Girl is gonna take Dels girl, before she's even his girl.

by Nila95 June 2, 2017

2 girls 1 cup

The shit of the internet, which is ironic because the video is about two girls eating shit.

Charlie: "Hey Susan come and watch 2 girls 1 cup with me"

Susan: "Omg my eyes! CHARLIE! WTF??"

Charlie: "I know right? look at the immensity of that shit...even i can't shit like that..amazing!"

Susan: "I think I'm gonna barf"

Charlie: "HOLD IT, LET ME GET THE CAMERA! I'LL CALL IT...'1 GIRL 1 TOILET BOWL'"

by PseudoFuck June 3, 2010

dear girls above me

A website where a very poor guy posts hilarious, witty letters to the two stupid girls, whose comments he must listen to everyday, that live above him.

Dear girls above me,
"I'm telling you, I have Toxic Shock Syndrome!" What the hell is Toxic Shock Syndrome? Hold on, let me google-EWWWWWWW!

Dear girls above me,
"He's taking me out to some restraunt in Koreatown. Oh great, I hate sushi!" Maybe they can whip you up some korean food.

Dear girls above me,
"Screw you, Claire. The only reason you have more facebook friends than me, is because you accept everyone." Subtext: You're a whore.

Dear girls above me,
"Everyone's been honking and staring at me funny. Maybe I'm a part of a conspiracy?!" Ya, no way it's cause you're a crappy driver.

Dear girls above me,
"What age is socially acceptable for plastic surgery?" Didn't you get a nose-"And you know my nose job doesn't count." Well, okay.

Dear girls above me,
"Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest. Jerking off the field mice and giving lots of head!" We had very different childhoods.

by Shortlegz July 29, 2011

ms steal yo girl

When a girl steals your girl.

Karina: It's Ms Steal Yo Girl
Luke: Don't you mean Mr?
Karina: No

by yeahbitchimalesbian June 4, 2018

Girls With Low Self Esteem

The knock off of "Girls Gone Wild" featured on the hilarious TV show, Arrested Development.

Known to discriminate against the flat chested women (ie 'surfboards"). Has driven women to have breast implants so they can throw away their self esteem.

Participants get a hat.

Girls With Low Self Esteem Producer: "Ok ladies, here's the deal. You have breasts, we have have hats. Show your breasts, you get a hat. If anyone wants to get back a daddy, nows the time!"

by Sierra Leone January 30, 2006

Girl Next Door Syndrome

A wholesome girl, usually quite young and not bad on the eyes. She is the type of girl who is always there for you when you need her; she's selfless and tries hard to be the "relationship girl" but ends up being the "guy's girl" because she's relatable without trying too hard to be which is why she gets along with mothers. When she obtains this position, it is hard to get out of and she is waiting on a game changer. She has an innocent look to her but a secret sexual appeal that every guy she encounters can see. Instead of trying to touch her emotionally, their goal is to touch her physcially and to try to peel back and see that sexual side. This girl is the girl you remember from your childhood; She's usually the shy girl with the dimple and the one that father's want their sons to be with. But she will always be in this loop because everyone wants to see beyond the eyes. Time and patience are the only cures.

Bailey is always single but not because she is unattractive or by her choice, it's because she has the Girl Next Door Syndrome.

by swangirl93 May 14, 2013

Chuckles Loves Fat Girls

An internet phenomenon and TF2F forum thread based on a quirky fetish of the known and loved Teamchuckles of TF2F (the team fortress 2 fort).

Often abbreviated to CLFG.

Guy 1: LOLOLOLOLOLO
Guy 2: Hmm?
Guy 1: Oh, I was just reading the latest CLFG, funny shit.
Guy 2: lololololololololo.

Smerbuick: CHUCKLES LOVES FAT GIRLS LOLOLOLOLO
Teamchuckles: Shut up, buick.

by TF2F July 3, 2009