Lazy fucking cock

Someone who is really too lazy for their own good.
Also, MixableBean's identical twin brother.

LFC: Hey hand me that paper.
MB: It is two inches away from you, you lazy fucking cock.

As a pro noun.

ie: Have you met my brother Lazy Fucking Cock?

by Heathen is High February 12, 2022

Cock Goblin

A homosexual who loves to chug the dick. Day to night gobbling cock down. A Cock Goblin.

A heard that guy is a serious Cock Goblin.

by Netsharpshooter October 10, 2016

Cock lock

When ones jaw gets locked from sucking dick for long periods of time.

Brooke sucked Brian's cock for so long last night, she woke up with cock lock and couldn't talk.

by Roscoe pecoal train October 19, 2025

Cock Shock

Sepsis caused by human wine decanting

Harry spent 3 days in the ICU in an epidemic of cock shock that shook the gay community.

by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021

cock

big and nice to suck on

i love big cock

by big cock please daddy June 17, 2022

stone cock

a hard, erect penis

We make out, then he gives me his stone cock.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 3, 2019

Cock Smirk

The look a gym thot gives you at the sports hub when you are wearing your uni suit

Yo bois, just got a cock smirk from a 10/10

by Djeisndjd February 12, 2020