Cat-Person Syndrome

Also known as autism.

"You have Cat-Person Syndrome."
"Where did my family go. what is going on."

by AlephSue December 13, 2022

Old White Lady Syndrome

When a person patronizes or orders others around to do simple things, entitled to others caring for their needs and wants. Other people’s needs are not as important no matter the urgency.

Person 1: I need to go to the restroom. OWLS person: I need my pillow fluffed, can you hand me my chapstick I need my toes covered completely.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.

by Lifelearnedhard November 19, 2023

die syndrome

when your in massive amounts of pain but not enough to kill you but you might as well want to die

mike: bro im having a case of die syndrome rn
ben: why
mike: i ate taco bell bean burrito
ben: damn

by mewhenimjoe August 3, 2021

ALF Syndrome

If Your Throat Will Be Sore And Cause Very Lower Pitched.
You’ll Changed To ALF’s Voice When Causing Throat Problems To Be Very Worse.

1,200 People Expect Richard had an ALF Syndrome.

by MayDayMeh May 30, 2018

Patriarch Syndrome

The tendency to lead or takeover shit.

Guy 1: Josh is such a bossy motherfucker

Guy 2: Right?! He’s got a bad case of Patriarch Syndrome.

by Genovani February 25, 2023

DiBacc Syndrome

DiBacc Syndrome is a rare disease that can only be found in 2 foot tall 13 year old boys. DiBacc syndrome causes you to have feel the need to have a syndrome. You also say the most random things and get bad grades on everything.

*opens mouth wide open and starts shaking*
“Yo do you have DiBacc syndrome”
“Probably that would explain a lot”

by stell.loren January 7, 2019

Pokéholm Syndrome

According to the Fandom DSM, Pokéholm Syndrome is a condition where Pokémon fans will undergo violent temper tantrums and mental breakdowns if someone near them criticizes anything about the Pokémon series. Symptoms: *Delusional Thinking | *Unable to differentiate effortful products from slapdash products if all are made by Game Freak specifically | *Temporary shutdown of the prefrontal cortex when seeing anything Pokémon related | *Dysfunctional limbic system that is unable to process negative emotions when the patient experiences anything Pokémon related | *Excessive amygdalal activity when the Pokémon franchise is criticized | *Maladapted Pattern Recognition that falsely presumes "Pokémon fans are never happy" in spite of the patient being a Pokémon fan, usually as a response to any criticism | *Parasocial attachment to the Game Freak company alongside unconditional defense of said company, one similar to a pattern usually detected in maternal behavior towards one's own infant. | Treatment: Exposure Therapy, Cognitive-Behavioral Therapy, Tactile Botany (Colloquially known as 'touching grass').

Exhibit A of Pokéholm Syndrome -

Jacob: Yo this new Pokémon game looks so PEAK! *Insert worst graphics & animations known to humanity at the cost of $XXX.XX here*
John: That looks like an NES Game...
Jacob: Bro Pokémon fans are NEVER happy smh.

by The Ultimate Subby September 14, 2025