Love of my life

The most awesome, sweetest person you will ever know. A compassionate, sweet, loving person who will make you feel like the only person in the whole world. In a room filled with people, you will both choose each other

“Sawyer is the absolute love of my life, did you know that?” - madi
“Cute, mine is josh” - B

by Madi loves sawyer July 10, 2024

Love

When you really want opsgenie/pagerduty but your director says your budget doesn't allow it, but someone else uses their budget to give it to you.

When Steven gave up his department's budget, so the OCC could get Pagerduty or OpsGeinie, it was the first time anyone in the OCC felt true love

by bkapomatic April 1, 2021

Jesus loves you

Manipulation. A simple way to push your religion on people who don’t give a flying fuck about your book club.

*someone chilling and being themselves (typically people who are lgbtq)*
“Jesus loves you”

by Awe.skeetskeeg February 11, 2024

In Love with the King’s Face

A person who loves a certain type of face; unconditionally.

A: so who are you going after?
B: The one that looks like King Francois!
A: You always going for that look of face; you are in love with the King’s face!
B: is that bad?
A: you want your men to look as if they were from one tree??? Hahaha

B: oh, pshhhh!

by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 13, 2023

platonic love

eli and cassie

PLATONIC LOVE WON'T EXIST IF ELI AND CASSIE WERE ABORTED

by elaysa June 25, 2023

i love you

a way to show hatred towards people that you despise

i love you.

by 90sRains December 5, 2023

Obsessive Love Disorder

When a person is physically and/or psychologically abused by another person, yet they selflessly continue to Love the abuser which then manifests into Obsessive Love Disorder.

Why does Sky keep staying with his girlfriend when she continuously treats him so badly? Sky has Obsessive Love Disorder.

by Otamatonist November 25, 2025