Zach

Zach is a guy who will usually make fun of u for stupid reasons.Hard to get to know them.Pretty stupid and makes the most dumbest decisions.Zach is some what nice and kinda cute but mostly ugly.Also very athletic.

“Hey that Zach kid just cracked his head open on the sidewalk”
“Well duh he’s a Zach!”

by ur dawg broski August 28, 2019

ZACH

a piece of sh@@

he is a ZACH he live in cow fertilizer

by Me Type September 27, 2019

Zach

Zach is a really big jackass with no friends and really big man titties. he looks like a very fat hippie and can be very annoying. nobody likes him and if he says he has a girlfriend, dont believe him because he is dating his mother.

Zach~*pretends he knows how to dance*

Sydney.B~ He looks like a fat hippie

by DumboWumbo December 5, 2019

Zach

A fat rude bitch that makes fun of you

He is such a Zach!

by IHATEPEOPLENAMEDZACH December 5, 2019

Zach

A smart dumbass. Usually pretty skinny. They're very loyal and fun to hang out with.
They can always make you laugh or feel better. They make the best boyfriend/guy friend ever. They are super caring. They also have nice dark hair. They love hanging out with friends.

"Zach is literally the best guy I've ever met"

"I know right? He's so funny too!"

by user9173 October 20, 2019

Zachary

Zachary is rude, hyper, annoying and energetic. They are caring, but sometimes. They mess with you, lie to you, bully you, and love you.

“I hate Zachary.”

by Kyandiu October 22, 2019

Zach

Zach, not the smartest of all people but some how, still passes most of his classes. He’s very funny, but has a dark sense of humour. He is tall, but not skinny, and has black hair. He will say the stupidest things if you insult him, or even compliment him.

Person 1: Hey Zach, did you know that there’s a test tomorrow.

Zach: Well I’m illegally legally illegally special so, no.

by PotatoPatato69 October 27, 2019