In the lore of Valley Highschool, Richard Stevens, commonly referred to as Stevens, is the god of the raisins. When he consumes raisins, he grows all powerful and can rip a child apart atom by atom with nothing but a blink of an eye. He attempts to hide his power as the raisin god by pretending to hate raisins because even the thought of raisins makes him aggressively cum everywhere, destroying everything his cum touches due to its high radioactivity.
Did you know that the Chernobyl disaster was caused by Stevens cumming after eating 2.5 million pounds of raisins in half a second? It only took him 3% of his power, as anything over 10% of his power would devastate Earth into a powerful nuclear holocaost and perminantly irradiate Earth ending all life in it and if he uses anything over 15% of his power it will rip apart the universe atom by atom.
Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.
Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.
by big_dicked_boiiii February 10, 2019
A tall nigga who loves weed and video games, honestly a vibin nigga. Also loves movies from 1995-2010
by Gangstarnigga69420 May 29, 2020
usually a madman, and usually gets really popular at school, having phases every semester, doing new things to make him popular, he has 2 bodyguards
by dimpson king123 May 31, 2024
A man who does literally everything. He works everywhere, is everywhere, is everyone, steven is is omnipotent
by C.T Tracy April 16, 2023
i am steven
by stevenaltipopper October 16, 2020
A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect. Yes, he is awesome!
by ndjskxujsjsjs February 28, 2021
One of the coolest dude I’ve ever seen. Some say he’s a legend and some say he has the biggest forehead you can imagine. He gets a ton of girls but gets rejected a couple of times. the secret handshake is we walk up to each other and hit each otherS foreheads together
by ClassicWhiteBoys-_- November 21, 2019