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Get the weenis mug.a jokester; someone who is constantly pulling a "weenie move". someone who does things that are funny, yet inconvienent enough to get somone annoyed.
while playing pool...
sunshine: oh man, i just got the 8-ball in, i guess i lose
weenie: no its okay ill just take it out and pretend it never happened
sunshine: wow, that's so nice of you, wait does that mean if i beat you you will not accept defeat because you'll say i got the 8-ball in?
weenie: oh no, thats not something i would do
....10 minutes later
sunshine: yay i won!
weenie: no you didn't, you got the 8-ball in
sunshine: **shaking her head** what a weenie!
sunshine: oh man, i just got the 8-ball in, i guess i lose
weenie: no its okay ill just take it out and pretend it never happened
sunshine: wow, that's so nice of you, wait does that mean if i beat you you will not accept defeat because you'll say i got the 8-ball in?
weenie: oh no, thats not something i would do
....10 minutes later
sunshine: yay i won!
weenie: no you didn't, you got the 8-ball in
sunshine: **shaking her head** what a weenie!
by aka sunshine July 14, 2007
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girl 1: So how was your hookup with Jon last night?
girl 2: It didn't happen. He dropped his pants and I couldn't stop laughing. Dude's got a Weenis.
girl 2: It didn't happen. He dropped his pants and I couldn't stop laughing. Dude's got a Weenis.
by JuliaNoelle August 13, 2008
Get the weenis mug.Despite popular belief there is one TRUE meaning to Weenis. I will submit a short segment from an essay I wrote on the matter.
"Weenis is a word commonly confused for a child’s synonym for a body part that their parents don’t want them to talk about. This is due to grammatical similarity in weenis and the word their parents fear. However, despite what your instincts may tell you the weenis is, it is actually another important part of your body. If you’ve ever looked at that scrunched-up, loose piece of skin hanging from your elbow, pinched it and felt nothing, or ever just banged it on something and incorrectly said, “OW! I cut my elbow!” I have some important news for you. This useless piece of flesh hanging from your appendage is nothing other than a weenis."
"Weenis is a word commonly confused for a child’s synonym for a body part that their parents don’t want them to talk about. This is due to grammatical similarity in weenis and the word their parents fear. However, despite what your instincts may tell you the weenis is, it is actually another important part of your body. If you’ve ever looked at that scrunched-up, loose piece of skin hanging from your elbow, pinched it and felt nothing, or ever just banged it on something and incorrectly said, “OW! I cut my elbow!” I have some important news for you. This useless piece of flesh hanging from your appendage is nothing other than a weenis."
by John - Gordon December 28, 2005
Get the weenis mug.the word weeniz is very similar to the words weener and wenis. It is unother way of saying the word penis, but gives more humor and lightness to the word.
Weeniz is used when you aren't really mad at someone but wanna give the jokeingly affect that you are
Weeniz is used when you aren't really mad at someone but wanna give the jokeingly affect that you are
by EMMZ October 5, 2006
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