Cock Watching

verb
A individual or group, man or woman, having a prolonged issue about what kind of woman a man chooses to get with.

This usually pertains to said individual(s) pestering the man about his type and about the woman’s ethnicity, nationality, race, color, hobbies, interests of the woman he chooses to get with and why he has made that choice or even try to demonize that man’s decision.

person 1: bro idk why you only go for those type of girls.

person 2: so what dude, its called having a type, how am I supposed to stay away from what I’m attracted to?

person 3: bro you’re definitely cock watching him, let him be.

person 2: exactly, instead of keeping track of what girl I stick my penis in or what girl I chill with, get your own chick!

by NungaBungas March 12, 2024

Sexy Man Watch

A black square watch. Digital and vintage. Very attractive.

A masc man or woman wearing a sexy man watch is irresistible to any woman or gay man

by Bad Wolf&The Cock Sluts November 10, 2022

Watching Suits

Engaging in sexual intercourse

Pat: "Where's Richard Right Now?"
Liam: "Oh he's with his girl watching suits"

by Beesechurgur February 16, 2021

restraint-watching

Forcing oneself to watch only one episode of a Netflix series per week, as if it were on normal-ass tv. The opposite of binge-watching.

"What did you think of the new season of Stranger Things?"
"I'm only on episode two, so don't spoil it. I'm restraint-watching that shit."

by Peter Auteur December 7, 2018

Buzzedbird watching

Watching birds live their lives while having a buzz.

We sat on the porch all day long drinking beer and watching the birds..buzzedbird watching sure is relaxing!

by Slisa1972 October 9, 2012

Watching a Marvel movie

Act of watching your wife get fucked like your watching a Marvel movie

Dude, I’m watching a Marvel movie tonight!

by Tipsytopper October 3, 2025

Watch the Ball

Pay attention to what's going on.

If you don't watch the ball, that's how accidents happen.

by Jacksoncage December 31, 2020