twat waffle

The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. The person who has done it all and done it better than you.

Jewell is always talking about how great he is compared to 'regular people'. He's such a twat waffle.

by Yep I'm that guy March 12, 2018

choad waffle

a choad made out of waffles or someone that is acting retarded

that bitch keith is such a choad waffle

by fuck me with a chainsaw December 11, 2007

Talking Waffle

talking shit, telling lies

Man,, i slept with like 5 girls last night!
Dude,, you're Talking Waffle

by tihsbreaker July 24, 2009

Waffle maker

The guy who get's you pregnant!

My eggo is preggo by the waffle maker.

by CLUE315 October 9, 2008

waffle tits

looks like a waffle sitting on your counter top for 8 hours.soft and mushy tities.

let me feel those "waffle tits" bitch because i am rick James bitch.

by ho man459 March 4, 2009

Waffle House

A popular hangout especially after last call for drunks or strip bar attendees in which fights often occur. An expression used to convey the fact that you are about to fight someone.

" I am gonna go waffle house on your ass if you don't get out of my face!"

by Kingjason March 28, 2009

Waffle House

When an activity or situation transcends being raunchy or disgusting. These activities and situations are generally prevalent near trailer parks and the white trash community

Going down on a fat girl on a hot day, in her trailer after a day of hard manual labor is definitely Waffle House.

by floyd4793 January 9, 2011