Skip to main content

space vampire

a human being that is so worthless/aggravating/unlikable/useless that is so irredeemable that it would be optimal to inhabit the space that they occupy with empty air, meaning that empty air carries more worth than said person. a space vampire literally wastes the empty space available for other people/things and ruins everything. nobody likes a space vampire.
Luke: dude there’s this guy in line at subway who keeps looking at his phone and holding up the line
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents
by e. honda’s jock strap September 3, 2022
mugGet the space vampire mug.

Vampire Camera / Vamp Cam

Refering to high definition DSLR cameras, capable of extreme clarity in night time photography. Vampire esque.
"Yo, this Canon 7D is a straight up Vampire Camera / Vamp Cam"

"Yeah tell me about it, I was Vamp Cam'ing all night with my 5D after I saw the pics you took on your T2i"
by The Body Snatcher August 22, 2011
mugGet the Vampire Camera / Vamp Cam mug.

Vampire Herpes

Vampire herpes are herpes that you have even after you die. Like foreeeeeeever herpes
Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still has herpes.

My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.
by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022
mugGet the Vampire Herpes mug.

Vampire

Someone who wants to suck your balls dry
That vampire gonna suck your fucking balls dry
by anonymous December 23, 2022
mugGet the Vampire mug.

The vampire

When your banging a chick on her period and then pull your bloody dick out and shove it in her mouth
The mayor was at Lindsey’s house and did the vampire on her while her convict husband layer asleep on the sofa.
by Skiddy1 January 14, 2019
mugGet the The vampire mug.

Vampire Bowling

A term referring to the action of sexually stimulating a female with your fingers in the position that you would throw a bowling ball. Action done while simultaneously sucking their neck with the intention of causing subcutaneous bleeding to leave a large neck bruise or "hickey".
My friend's idea of a romantic date is to take a girl "Vampire Bowling".
by Moses Incarnate July 19, 2024
mugGet the Vampire Bowling mug.

Parasitic Tenhead Vampire

A Parasitic Tenhead Vampire is self explanatory. But it is a Parasite which has a huge head is classified as a Vampire in the sense they suck you dry for everything you have to offer. In Samoa we call this a Dawn. This name was given since the suspicious parasite would likely appear after Dawn.
Did you see that? No what is it, that family had a Dawn! Oh no, I hope they get help! Yeah that Parasitic Tenhead Vampire needs to burn!
by iessuchiha and likes anime August 2, 2022
mugGet the Parasitic Tenhead Vampire mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email