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Vampire Syndrome

Someone who doesn't age.
Person 1: Whoa... look at that person!

Person 2: Looks like they haven't age in a day!
Person 3: Yeah its called the Vampire Syndrome.

(I.e. Keanu Reeves, Joel Heyman, etc.)
by Black Gangster Ghetto Blaster February 27, 2017
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Parasitic Tenhead Vampire

A Parasitic Tenhead Vampire is self explanatory. But it is a Parasite which has a huge head is classified as a Vampire in the sense they suck you dry for everything you have to offer. In Samoa we call this a Dawn. This name was given since the suspicious parasite would likely appear after Dawn.
Did you see that? No what is it, that family had a Dawn! Oh no, I hope they get help! Yeah that Parasitic Tenhead Vampire needs to burn!
by iessuchiha and likes anime August 2, 2022
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Vampire Bowling

A term referring to the action of sexually stimulating a female with your fingers in the position that you would throw a bowling ball. Action done while simultaneously sucking their neck with the intention of causing subcutaneous bleeding to leave a large neck bruise or "hickey".
My friend's idea of a romantic date is to take a girl "Vampire Bowling".
by Moses Incarnate July 19, 2024
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vampire-bat stroking

The act of stroking upside down, facing your penis towards your mouth as you perch like a bat.
Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?

Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.
by unfortunatethoughts May 22, 2025
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vampire popsicle

I’m gonna go to the bathroom and make a vampire popsicle
by Kcornfield October 18, 2020
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Excitement Vampire

Excitement vampires get off on sucking the excitement from another. These individuals find enjoyment from crushing the excitement of another person.

An excitement vampire is selfish, if this individual doesn’t find the particular thing exciting themselves, they will find excitement in ruining the other persons’.
I worked 6 weeks on a project proposal and it was approved! I told my friends that I wanted to celebrate with drinks because I was excited! None of them responded to my text, or even seemed to care......thanks for being real excitement vampires guys!
by tannerac May 2, 2019
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vampire human

A vampire human is when a vampire bat drinks to much blood and transforms into a human.Now there you know YW
by Superstichiously December 18, 2017
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