A toad vampire is a person who is likely to be swearing at girls using the phrase ''shut the fuck up'' considering himself a king and the king of games in which makes him the loser of all games and low self of steem mostly a man with a small doodle , smaller then all the other boys who have been inside of puchero and dumped a bag of dumb nuts off and left her selfless and recklessly in danger of people around her
Girl : Did you see that guy the other night trying to hit on that girl and got shut down cause she could tell he had something wrong with him , so the guy and his autistic friend decided to play games which was very out of fashion for Nike shoes at the time in his psychedelic form of retardation.
Other girl : yeah it was totally a act of toad vampire considering he thinks hes gonna charm her all she will catch is warts and dog named adrianiko .
Other girl : yeah it was totally a act of toad vampire considering he thinks hes gonna charm her all she will catch is warts and dog named adrianiko .
by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019
Get the Toad vampiremug. by P3nAnc34$Ak3n August 30, 2025
Get the Vampire pacifiermug. A blood sucking humanoid creature hell bent on destroying mankind. They are not lovers they are murders. Don’t let Hollywood fool you, if you see one do not engage, and for the love of whatever deity you believe in do not welcome strangers in.
“Omg Jason you’re such a Stephan vampire ”
“No think more Dracula type vampire. I only want to drink you”
“No think more Dracula type vampire. I only want to drink you”
by Queen Taco Supreme December 28, 2022
Get the Vampiremug. Unfortunate brainwashed child victim of a Vampire Mother. The only cure for which is masculine wisdom from a father.
by Fact Based Person February 1, 2018
Get the vampire bratmug. a vampire is someone who used to be a person but then a vampire fed them there blood then killed them and waited for them to wake up so that they could feed off human blood in order to complete the process
by vampirediaries123 October 31, 2020
Get the vampiremug. by Sparky Wolf Dream December 28, 2013
Get the vampire T-bagmug. A kinky term referring to a submissive person who provides little or no expression or movement in response to the stimulations of a dominant person, often by laying silent and motionless during play (like a vampire).
I've met my share of vampire bottoms. Once, I tried flogging, tying, clamping, and even fucking a guy for hours, and I maybe got a single whimper and a twitch the whole time we played.
by The I Like Trains MAN January 15, 2024
Get the Vampire Bottommug.