Tiger nut

When you have a poo, and the hairs around your bum hole get stuck to it.

John: my arse is killing
James: why, are you gay
John: No i had a tiger nut this morning

by Big dick ellis October 10, 2019

Tiger

One who tells the truth, a truth teller.

I never lie, I'm a Tiger!

by ♥️QUEENof♥️$ April 6, 2020

went tiger

the act of cheating on your wife numerous times and getting caught; lying to the woman you claim to love about sexual relationships outside of your marriage; being caught with text messages, phone message, photos and other recorded material documenting sexual relationships outside of marriage

I was devastated to find out about my husband's infidelity when flew his mistress on a business trip and was photographed in public with her, but every day I see the tabloids at the grocery store I'm so glad my husband wasn't in the public eye when he "went tiger".

by Happiest Girl Ever April 6, 2010

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dumper

When a bowel movement at work that is so heinous in odor and volume that the dumper is inclined to lift his legs up into the crouching position so that no one will identify him by his shoes.

"I over-indulged at chili-fest last night, so this morning I had to pull a Crouching Tiger Hidden Dumper."

by Va-JJ January 13, 2014

Tugging The Tiger

Tugging your tiger is slang and refers to masturbation.

"Dude last night my mom caught me Tugging The Tiger"

by bigbossman76 February 20, 2009

Pulling a Tiger

Acting or behaving in a manner similar to Tiger Woods.

Wife: Honey, where you yesterday?
Husband: I wasn't pulling a Tiger if that's what you're asking.

by LuiJ January 16, 2010

Pull a Wild Tiger

(verb): To invite a girl you like to your home. Then, when she goes to the bathroom or into another room, to remove all of your clothes and sit on the couch with an erection so that, when she returns, the woman is faced with a choice: run away screaming or go straight to having sex.

This technique, despite its obvious risk, has the advantage of letting you quickly determine whether a girl is down for whatever and freeing up your night if she isn't up for fun. Plus, the universe rewards bravery.

Vince: So what happened with Lisa last night?
Mo: It was going slow, so I pull a wild tiger and then we boned like mad.

Neighbor: Why was there a woman running down the hall screaming? Did you go wild tiger again?

by djpoolboy February 21, 2011