irish toaster strudel

when a boyfriend has his girlfriend have her period in a cup then using a needle sucks the blood out and injects in into a warmly baked toaster strudel and then jizzing on it to make it look like toaster strudel icing then giving in to a friend or enemy or any body who has fucked him over

dude i gave him a irish toaster strudel for breakfast. silly bastard didnt know what it was until he finished

by dreadrasta November 25, 2010

tester

ever seen a fat chav bloke with shitloads of tatoos? well hes probably a tester. tatoo parlours grab random blokes off the street, drug 'em then draw random shit on them.

that 50 cent has so many tatoo's hes gotta b a fuckin tester

by prettyugly November 21, 2004

hooters tooters

something you would say in place of "goodbye" or "talk to you later" mainly used with males but also okay with females.

"thanks for the ride man, hooters tooters", kyle proclaimed

by Kyle McKenna May 13, 2005

tosser

someone who has never had a girlfriend and is so desperate that they have to wank to get somewhere in life without cuming every time they see a fit girl

des mayne at thurleston high school ipswich suffolk

by daniel brunning May 1, 2003

toaster

I girl that sleeps with 3 brothers in the same fraternity. (Two bread slots and the cord)

That slut is a toaster!

by brizzyb November 10, 2010

Totters

Another word for titties.

Albert though our waitress had very nice totters.

by MikeNewton May 4, 2006

Tosser

Verb

1. means to "toss the salad"; has tossed the salad; tosses the salad (eat asshole.)

2. Used as a diss

that moron is such a tosser.

by xenu! May 22, 2008