Drink Her Pretty

When you meet an ugly chick in a club but you can't nail her until you've had a few hard drinks.

Guy #1: Hey! Did You Drink her pretty? Did you fuck that fugly chick?

Guy #2: Na man. I'm not shit-faced enough for that troll.

by TJGR May 17, 2010

pissed on her kids.

A glaring look.

All I did was ask if I could borrow her minge for a wank, and she looked at me like I'd just pissed on her kids.

by Wazza2404 October 31, 2008

Piping her shit

When a nigga fuck the hell out his bitch

That nigga be piping her shit

by Piping her shit February 13, 2018

had her done

When you give it someone up the bum

I bet your dad had your little sister done

I had her done yesterday

by EL JEFE O EL OLIVER January 11, 2017

Club her in the rough

When you bang a girl with a golf club

Me and my girl were feeling freaky and she asked me to club her in the rough.

So i did

by Lil S.W.A.A.T. January 14, 2017

Blending her Smoothie

giving a girl a rim job and fingering her at the same time

Guy1: dude I was blending her smoothie last night.
Guy2: Nice

by TheBerto March 4, 2011

dicked-her scale

Number of orgasms you gave a your woman during one session of sex.

I scored an 8 on the dicked-her scale last night! Yeah, I gave my girl 8 orgasms when we were having sex!

by JacqueBauer June 18, 2011