Chair Porn

Chair Porn
watching your partner being fucked by another person while you're sat on the cuck chair
(hence why its called chair porn)

"hey did you hear that Charlie took part in some chair porn the other night?"

"yeah man that was funny as fuck, he was right in the splash zone too so you could imagine the cleanup after"

by Joe144p November 18, 2025

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Chair Rave

To take ecstacy or similar synthetic drugs or even possibly methamphetamine while at home by self or with two to three friends and just enjoy yourself as apposed to a traditional rave at a club or similar setting.

I was at home chair ravin and was rollin out da frame with lisa and molly. {Chair Rave}

by samsonjonesblack November 22, 2013

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that one chair at 3AM

literally the scariest thing in existence, god himself fears it

oh my god its that one chair at 3AM im fucked
*dies of death*

by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022

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shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV

a phrase you tell your mother as she leaves for work to gently remind her she is loved and she is not the reason for the divorce

Child: Bye, Mom, I will behave and start shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline

by Unhinged Farris wheel December 13, 2025

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Detroit Cuck Chair

A devastating sexual act in which a man sits in a chair beside the bed and watches his wife get pounded until her organs liquify. This liquid is then extracted from the anus and typically serves as a replacement for jelly in a PB&J. (For better texture, use chunky peanut butter)

Husband: Yeah, I watched my wife get pounded from the Detroit Cuck Chair.

Sandwich Eater: *Vomits in disgust*

by HugeCannon October 8, 2025

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