taint patrol

when you are together with two girls and one is butt ugly the key, you tell her honey :you are on taint patrol" tonight.

so you throw the ugly one on taint patrol to keep her busy and this way you don't have to see her face either.

by George monkey dick2 April 11, 2011

Taintlapper

One who for some reason or another finds it irresistable to lick the rarely cleaned skin between the asshole and genatalia during oral sex acts or other .

I can't stand that Girl ,she is such a taintlapper sometimes .

by B Bass May 8, 2011

Taintpack

The act of putting fingers in the pussy and the ass of a women at the same time and if possible carrying around like a six pack.

I was able to carry her to bed by taintpack

by scottsnot December 24, 2012

tainted wind

When someone farts directly into a fan or gust of wind

Dude, do you smell something?
Yeah, like somebody farted
I think it was the guy next to the fan, he just made some nasty tainted wind
What an asshole

by not ur dad but doin ur mom October 1, 2013

Taint-a-nice-smell

The unpleasant order that can saturate fabric adjacent to a man’s taint, or grundel, after prolonged periods without access to dry-cleaning.

"Taint-a-nice-smell" on my Ludlow suit pants after two weeks at the climate meeting.

by Ligua Frank-a November 15, 2013

Taintrum

An lover's quarrel between brogrammer's, whilst in the the throws of a redvining sesh.

Roberta and Jimothy were banging away hard at the backend during their two-man hackathon. Jimothy abruptly announces that Roberta must “Taste it!”. Roberta quickly disputes the proclamation and has a little taintrum about Jimothy's antics, all the while maintaing taint contact during the emotional outburst.

by Big Damage December 10, 2013

tainted friendship

A friendship that started off spontaneous with a person who was your enemy or whatnot and then either yourself or the person do things to mess up the friendship.

Maria and Briseida's is a tainted friendship because Maria got with Briseida's ex girlfriend that Briseida wanted to get back with.

by zombie_kilher_14 January 10, 2014