A blood sucking humanoid creature hell bent on destroying mankind. They are not lovers they are murders. Don’t let Hollywood fool you, if you see one do not engage, and for the love of whatever deity you believe in do not welcome strangers in.
“Omg Jason you’re such a Stephan vampire ”
“No think more Dracula type vampire. I only want to drink you”
“No think more Dracula type vampire. I only want to drink you”
by Queen Taco Supreme December 28, 2022
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by Osama .Bin. Laden. June 22, 2021
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Asian Vampire, The other night, Josh's significant other wanted him to earn his red wings. In comes his housekeeper, and proceeded with the Asian Vampire.
by Johnny Dixkerdown. October 11, 2023
Get the Asian Vampire. mug.A fourth-dimensional vampire is someone who lives in a different timeline and only seeks to further their agenda, often times only appearing to vibe check unsuspecting people engaged in a different activity.
Derek:"Dam I can't believe Steven just dropped by to laugh at me playing cards at the local casino."
Josh: "Doesn't that dude have gremlins now? I haven't seen him since we graduated highschool 10 years back."
Derek:" Yea he hasn't changed much, he really is a fourth-dimensional vampire."
Josh: "Doesn't that dude have gremlins now? I haven't seen him since we graduated highschool 10 years back."
Derek:" Yea he hasn't changed much, he really is a fourth-dimensional vampire."
by Capuchin for Hire June 20, 2021
Get the fourth-dimensional vampire mug.A Parasitic Tenhead Vampire is self explanatory. But it is a Parasite which has a huge head is classified as a Vampire in the sense they suck you dry for everything you have to offer. In Samoa we call this a Dawn. This name was given since the suspicious parasite would likely appear after Dawn.
Did you see that? No what is it, that family had a Dawn! Oh no, I hope they get help! Yeah that Parasitic Tenhead Vampire needs to burn!
by iessuchiha and likes anime August 2, 2022
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Person 2: Looks like they haven't age in a day!
Person 3: Yeah its called the Vampire Syndrome.
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Person 2: Looks like they haven't age in a day!
Person 3: Yeah its called the Vampire Syndrome.
(I.e. Keanu Reeves, Joel Heyman, etc.)
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