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January 30th is the day where you ignore your teachers!
Why weren’t you listening to Mr. Daniels?

It’s ‘National Ignoring Teachers Day’.

Ohh!
by fetusbabyeatpie January 29, 2023
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Teacher Pet

a wikipedia admin who stays online 24/7 to instant delete wiki user's edits and refuses to touch grass or go outside
Me: adds an edit to a wiki page
Admin: deletes it
Me: Do you even know what grass is?
Admin: If you make changes to grass on wikipedia ile instant delete it like a Teacher Pet
by mayker68 February 23, 2022
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Teacher

A teacher is a fucking bumbass that could also be called a dreamcrusher cos they just don't let us do anything ever and don't actually *teach* u anything
My teacher abso-fucking-loutley sucks
by My brain is cleverer than your January 22, 2019
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Teacher Ass

*Funny insult*
"An ass that is flat, yet rather large, but not in a good way. Generally kind of jiggly but has no depth to it.
That girl Brandy is great and all, but she's got a major case of teacher ass.
by Chief Qweif February 18, 2021
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Teacher

Your other parental figure.
My teacher, Dr. V, is such an epic gamer.

This teacher's got S W A G

Ugh, I'll get my work in one day, Dr. V!
by Southern Speak March 25, 2021
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Substitute Teacher Effect

When a struggling sports team fires their coach, and a new coach comes in and the team initially does really well.

Everyone is all smiles, the new coach tries new things, is fun and upbeat, and seemingly *changes the culture* so the team performs really well.....until they don't.

The few good games are due to excitement, and once the substitute teacher has to be a real teacher, fails spectacularly because he actually has to teach.
Boris: Oh fuck, you see how the new coach has turned this team around. I told you the old guy sucked.

Edgar: Meh, it is the Substitute Teacher Effect, come back to me in 3 months. Team is just playing well. New guy can't coach.

3 months later.....

Edgar: Team sucks, and coach looks really constipated.

Boris: Ya, you were right. Substitute Teacher Effect wins again.
by Mike109999 March 21, 2022
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teacher-ish

an adjective used to describe a teacher that gives too much work and doesn't actually teach you anything.
Wow, Mr Rick is very teacher-ish with his math class.
by JOKER RAMSAy October 18, 2017
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