the rub of the green

an accidental or unpredictable influence on the course or position of the ball.

"Despite his excellent shot, the ball hit a hidden divot, and he suffered from the rub of the green."

by Arminkshipper April 16, 2025

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Funyun Rub

The act of placing as many funyuns as possible on your member and then proceed to receive a handjob

"Billy asked for a funyun rub last night and I couldn't complain. "

by RJ Dicktiddles February 17, 2017

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by .!$ June 07, 2020

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When you are masturbating for an extended period of time with any lubricants, developing either a rash or lacerations around and on your crotch

Dam I cant walk straight cause last night I was sent some hot nudes and jacked off all night! Even though I had no lube! Now I got a RUB RASH!

by LatelyDrowsy January 18, 2018

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When a male defecate on his own hand and proceeds to use that hand to aggressively pleasure himself through masterbation.

Nick proceeded to Rub-A-Deuce after a long night of gaming with his buddies.

by DirtyDickNBalls May 02, 2016

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When you read that small dicks are back in fashion and get excited about rubbing a small one in the team shower

Paul was glad he could finally shower with all the other players and was looking forward to Rob rubbing trend

by Mountie69 October 11, 2021

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Where a male or female subject give another male subject a handy.

Tristan wanted Derek to go up to Shawn's office for the big rub.

by Shag604 August 25, 2017

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