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Pee pond

When a guy urinates on a girl's chest while she squeezes her boobs together to form a puddle of fresh pee; a pee pond!
My chest is warm because of that awesome pee pond
by TheFlyingMeatball July 23, 2017
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watermelon pee

The liquid that comes out of a watermelon but only if is has chunks in it
Grant: I’m going to go squeeze the water melon for juice
Graydon: Make sure you get watermelon juice and not watermelon pee
by LochNessPlushie May 23, 2018
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No Pee February

This means you can’t pee during February. If you pee you fail.
«Hey i just peed» «So you failed No Pee February»
by ldoe November 2, 2020
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Pee Anxiety

When you reach the urinal of a public restroom with the intent to pee, but you just can't seem to let it out. The anxiety hits when you are just standing there not peeing and hoping the other dudes don't notice that you're not peeing. Pee Anxiety typically occurs when there are urinal-users close by to you. In order to avoid suspicion, you will proceed to zip up and go wash your hands, pretending you peed.
Bro #1: Man, what took so fast in there?

Bro #2: I hate to admit it, but I got pee anxiety and just got out.

Bro #1: I feel you man.
by So Chill December 22, 2015
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pee block

The inability to urinate in certain situations, also known as shy blatter syndrome.
"Man, I couldn't pee earlier.. The guy in the urinal next to me started making smalltalk about the weather and I totally got pee blocked..."
by Jimbo001 June 29, 2013
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Stealth pee

When you gotta pee really late at night so you go pee and wait to flush in the morning because you don’t wanna wake up your family/get exposed for being up late with the loud flush noise
Bro 1: sugar gay bro. Oh also last night I stealth peed. Have you ever done that?
Bro 2: yeah it’s smart

Trump: same
by bigyeeterz June 16, 2019
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Pee yourself

It happens when someone can not hold their pee in any longer and it shoots out inside their clothes, creating a wet spot on their crotch.
Why did you pee yourself? The bathroom's right there!

Kid: Mommy... I peed myself
by Vocabnerd October 29, 2020
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