Standard Issue Non-Conformist

I'm sure you already know what this term means, maybe even from experience. If not, it is the Safety Pinned Patches on Overwhelmingly Dark Clothing look, also called emo or goth, but usually lacks originality. This doesn't make a person bad or stupid, but their energy would be better spent distinguishing themselves through some remarkable contribution rather than just violating popular conventions with an attitude.

S.I.N.C. "Why Bother?"

Me: "Why not?"

by Garrrr! February 5, 2005

Jake's non existent pp

Jake has no pp, I'm sorry to say.

Jake wants to have a pp but he can't because he's a pp builder and not a pp owner
Rip Jake's non existent pp

by pandabubble123 May 24, 2019

non-sexual crush

wanting to be exactly like someone else. can be interpreted as creepy.

see that kid dressed exactly like riley?

ya.

well he has a comlete non-sexual crush on him!

omg he does!

by shelbers34 January 17, 2009

chronic non-sensical ramblers

The ability to ramble in a non-sensical fashion, chronically.

Awesome Rossome's blog

by Jazzberry June 3, 2004

mass-marketed non-conformism

Very similar to conformists or popular culture... but actually a subculture of pop. If sixty kids shop at Hot topic then they are mass-marketed non-coformists. They used to listen to Marilyn before he released "AntiChrist Superstar" so they justify that they are not posers. Next gen version of these kids are know described as Scene.

Choir of 13 angst-ridden kiddies singing in unison:
"one is different but there are a million the same!"
After seeing this specticle one realizes...Holy shite!
All Those kids are practicing mass-marketed non-conformism!

by melloncollieowl November 21, 2005

non-gay gay marriage

A marriage between two people of the same gender who are not gay. Usually considered the pinnacle of a bromance where two bro's decide to become partners for life in a straight way. This is like in that movie "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry." Although Chuch and Larry were pretending to be gay, they were actually two straight men who married for reasons involving pensions or something.

"Don't worry man, everyone here knows this is a non-gay gay marriage."

"You wanna have sex?"
"No."
"Good."
"Fine."

by Desmond White December 1, 2009

non coastie coastie bitch

A girl NOT from the coast but who acts, or tries to act, like she is. Typically flaunts her one token Juicy sweatshirt and thinks she is the shit because she has Uggs and a $300 Michael Kors watch. Really, isn't though.

Ignore her, she is just a typical non coastie coastie bitch.

by Cool Kid 26 March 13, 2011