Pat Jones

A method of convincing somebody you have a larger than normal sex-organ by making an Urban Dictionary post on yourself explaining the prior when in fact your reproduction tools are of Harbor Freight quality nicknamed "micro machines"

Yo, I think that fella just pulled a Pat Jones on that chick, shes totally questioning her iphone and his tiny bulge.

by Patty Mcjones February 26, 2009

Davy Jones

A person who is giving head that has ice cubes in their mouth

It was hard to keep the blood flow in my penis when i was gettin a Davy Jones.

by byson August 6, 2006

Mike Jones

Used when something is awesome, sweet or off the sheezy.

That website is Mike Jones, Yo!

by Du Rag April 28, 2005

neville jones

biggest fruitcake around, he just simply loooves the cock. He's a great example of a flamming queen.

hey look at that neville guy, sucking cock like usual

by WoRlD of WarCraft RocKs Dude!!! January 9, 2005

cayden jones

Cayden Jones is a successful bitcoin investor who made up to 16 000$ in investments in 2017. He only wear so the best of the best clothes such as Gucci and supreme. Cayden is known by his friends as the guy with a huge penis.

Wow is that cayden Jones

I heard his penis is huge

by iamgucci69 January 7, 2019

Jones' Law

The more time that passes, the more likely Alex Jones was right.

Did you hear that Atrazine, one of the world's most widely used pesticides, makes adult male frogs into females?
I figured, its Jones' Law, they turned the frogs gay.
What about Covid being a Bioweapon?

by AltLore May 25, 2021

toby jones

A child who has a tiny cock and won’t shut up

Toby Jones is such a nonce

by Onebigppman December 20, 2019