Stock-Hawk

Someone who obsessively watches over their stocks like a minute-trader
Josh: Hey did you see BTC just rose 0.00000023% omg it’s about to bubble
Ashley: *on the phone* yeah I don’t think we’ll have a second date, he’s a stock-hawk and won’t shut up.
by SandalSun April 04, 2021
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Hawk Tuahitus Disorder

(Disclaimer: This is obviously a joke and shouldn't be taken too seriously)

Hawk Tuahitus Disorder (Pronunciation: Haw-k Too-Ah-eye-tus) (or "HTD" for short) is a mental disorder that shares similarities to "Amogus Syndrome"
It's believed that the disease is linked with the viral internet meme known as "Hawk Tuah", which was made by an influencer that goes by the nickname "Hawk Tuah Girl"

For one to get the disease, they would need a source of media or any other kind of influence to know of the meme's existence
(for example: Twitter/X, Youtube, Instagram, Etc. Or through a conversation with a friend/relative)

Those who suffer from Hawk Tuahitus develop symptoms such as head shaking, mood swings, headaches, auditory hallucinations, anxiety, and Brainrot upon hearing the phrase "Hawk Tuah" or any soundalikes within phrases and sentences
This can be from everyday conversations, work, media, Etc.

If you or a loved one is suffering from HTD, seek a medical professional and be sure to quarantine from any sources of media for at least 1-2 months (depending on how severe the disease is)
Also make sure to inform someone of the condition before making any conversations to prevent cases of a soundalike to the phrase
Friend 1:
"Hey dude, have you heard about this meme lately? The one with the girl saying 'hawk tuah'?"
Friend 2:
"Dude don't mention anything about that, I have Hawk Tuahitus Disorder and I'm trying to recover from it."
Friend 1:
"Ah shit, sorry about that, I'll be sure to avoid talking about it."
by thebrokendoggo December 05, 2024
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Hawk Tuah

You gotta give 'em that hawk tuah, spit on that thang
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Hawk Tuah

Hawk tuah is a slang that got viral.
The meme was so sigma but it turned into a skibidi meme. Some people use it to hate on but I use it for nothing. If you PRONOUNCE IT hawk tu. Stop. It's CALLED HAWK TUAH.
by SpongeBob Not Niggapants February 24, 2025
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HAWK TUAH

You gotta give him that HAWK TUAH and spit on that thang
by spitonthatthang June 20, 2024
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Hawk Tuah

Shows dislike to somebody/ spitting
by A_Nerdian September 26, 2024
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Hawk Tuah

A sound you make when you're about to collect your saliva and spit it out.
You gotta hawk tuah before you spit on that thing.
by Bub000 June 21, 2024
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