Cock-La'Va

When your girlfriend eats a dominos chocolate lava cake off your penis
May I interest any of you ladies in a cock-la'va?
by Ray-Charles March 17, 2021
Get the Cock-La'Va mug.

cock honkey

a white bitch down to gargle on as much man sauce slung from a white mans one eyed custard spitter
did you see that chick mlast night at the party get down on all the saussie man she was a cock honkey
by rape kits anonmyous October 19, 2010
Get the cock honkey mug.

Turf Cock

Similar to turf toe, when playing sports while sporting a massive erection, you fall onto you stomach sticking the tip of your penis into the ground and hyper extending you dick.
Flag football was great untill Pete got a bad case of turf cock. And now his cums all green.
by crater bater June 21, 2010
Get the Turf Cock mug.

Kilometer of Cock

The Metric counterpart of Mile of Dick.

1 kilometer =100,000 centimeters (cm)
Average Penis Size is 13.12cm. (5.16 inches)

100,000cm / 13.12cm= 7,621.95

There is approximately 7,622 dicks in a Kilometer

*Fun thing to say when online gaming*
Your Mother has a Kilometer of Cock twice a week!

Sally Sue is on a quest to achieve her ‘Kilometer of Cock’ trophy!
by NobeeCares September 14, 2023
Get the Kilometer of Cock mug.

Cock-Corn

A tin of popcorn that your boss puts his hands in after he goes to the bathroom and doesn't wash his hands.
Amber: Are you going to have some popcorn?
Sarah: I don't want any of that cock-corn, Gary's hands were all in it'
by JD DICKS December 23, 2009
Get the Cock-Corn mug.

Swedish cock

Hey baby suck my Swedish cock...
by Jewkhok March 16, 2018
Get the Swedish cock mug.

Cock Climber

1. An individual who has surpassed merely swinging off my nuts and is so exaggeratedly kissing ass they are disdained.
2. A homosexual male.
1. That Cock Climber won't shut up about how great the bosses' plan is.
2. If he wants to be a Cock Climber that is his business, it is ludicrous to suggest government try and control the private consensual acts of adults.
by Josh McVey July 31, 2008
Get the Cock Climber mug.