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cleaned everybody's clock

"he went wild and cleaned everybody's clock down there in the dugout"
by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024
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Clock

by Anthony2582 January 6, 2019
mugGet the Clockmug.

Lock or get clocked

Yo bro you gotta lock or get clocked my guy.
by BibloSwaggins April 21, 2025
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Zombie Clock

A clock that, after having been bitten by a zombie, uses blood-coagulation rates to calculate approximately how long until you will become a zombie. When the clock finally counts down to 0:00:00, you are craving brains.
Better pull that trigger before her zombie clock hits zero....
by Asdf Jkl; January 4, 2011
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Alarm clock

A physiological horror of the morning involving a sound most likely a beep over and over. Used in the CIA as a tactic then removed because it was inhumane.
John had his alarm clock go off this morning. He is now in a mental hospital given drugs because the ptsd is to severe.
by Gototheofficemyfriend October 9, 2022
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Fertilize the clock

The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.
Are you going home right away?

No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.

I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.
by MechisX October 17, 2016
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