The act of injecting into other people's status conversation with random and completely off topic comments, which in turn are to be ignored to the extent possible by the persons enjoying the status conversation.
Bob: Off to the races.
Ted: Where ya racing?
Bill: Vroom Vroom!!!
Bob: Going to o see the Ponies at the track.
Bill: I prefer puppies.
Ted: Which track? And what is Bill doing.
Bob: The Picket Downs. and Bill is Status Carpet Bombing. Pay him no attention.
Bill: Fall Back their busting through the line!!!!!
Ted: Where ya racing?
Bill: Vroom Vroom!!!
Bob: Going to o see the Ponies at the track.
Bill: I prefer puppies.
Ted: Which track? And what is Bill doing.
Bob: The Picket Downs. and Bill is Status Carpet Bombing. Pay him no attention.
Bill: Fall Back their busting through the line!!!!!
by cnote56 September 16, 2010
When two people agree that one (or both) parties can "pull up" to the other person's house at any time unannounced. This is usually between two parties that are romantically involved, and can be just for sex or because they are in a committed relationship.
"Jason and are at pull up status, which is totally fine for now." OR "Last night Mark just showed up at my door with this big grin on his face, I had no idea he was coming over, guess he thinks he reached pull up status."
by Alione January 07, 2016
One of those statuses that has been neither Liked, nor commented on. This type of status usually lingers awkwardly for a hot minute, 'til the poster gives up on it.
Jim-Bob: "Did you see my Naked Facebook Status yesterday?"
Joe-Bob: "Yeah, man, I thought about Liking it for a brief moment, but I didn't want to be the only one."
Joe-Bob: "Yeah, man, I thought about Liking it for a brief moment, but I didn't want to be the only one."
by glennettbennett November 24, 2011
"He hooked up with five girls tonight, he's Tiger Woods Status"
"Yo I got three different girls blowin up my phone to hang out right now" "Damn, thats Tiger Woods Status"
"Yo I got three different girls blowin up my phone to hang out right now" "Damn, thats Tiger Woods Status"
by Mchrist09 January 14, 2010
The time where you be murkin on a nigga and spillin his guts all up on da flo, then leave dat nigga in yo trash can wit no spine or head..
Slice and dice a nigga til he aint got no arms or legs nigga..
hit a nigga in the chin wit a sledge hammer, never talkin again..
curb stomppin a nigga..
Slice and dice a nigga til he aint got no arms or legs nigga..
hit a nigga in the chin wit a sledge hammer, never talkin again..
curb stomppin a nigga..
Villy McKilly: Nigga, im bout to go grim reaper status on dat bitch nigga..
Dj cyanyde: nahh nigga, if you do make sure you get rid that niggas dome piece so da 5-0 aint at yo door nigga.
Villy McKilly: dont worry nigga, ill feed dat bitch ass to da meat grinder down da block.. no worries nigga..
Dj cyanyde: nahh nigga, if you do make sure you get rid that niggas dome piece so da 5-0 aint at yo door nigga.
Villy McKilly: dont worry nigga, ill feed dat bitch ass to da meat grinder down da block.. no worries nigga..
by Villain McKillinem February 07, 2010
1.) The act of saying one thing but then doing another
2.) Changing your mind out of nowhere.
3.) Making someone think something but then blind-siding them by giving them the boot.
2.) Changing your mind out of nowhere.
3.) Making someone think something but then blind-siding them by giving them the boot.
1.) "No man, I am done talking to her" (then the person still dates her)
You have just gone John Kerry status on me.
2.) "Yeah, I'll go" (Then the person bails last minute)
3.) Having a few good dates with someone, then getting the "we need to talk" speech
You have just gone John Kerry status on me.
2.) "Yeah, I'll go" (Then the person bails last minute)
3.) Having a few good dates with someone, then getting the "we need to talk" speech
by pfidr34 August 30, 2006
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