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Krammer Shuffle

This was a typical Krammer Shuffle.
by LePatsch June 5, 2020
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Wet Shuffle

When you have a wet dream and wake up late so you don't have time to clean it up
Had a 9am this morning, woke up late and an accident last night. had to pull wet shuffle didn't I?
by Fokkofmumim13now October 12, 2019
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Virginia shuffle

When you’re stranded in a stall after laying down the city hall of brown town and you either run out of TP or clog the ceramic and the. need to go inhabit another stall to finish cleanup duty but refuse to potentially lay havoc in your ball hammocks
Brian was 15 beers deep camping and need to take a shit. I went into the bathhouse a half hour later to take a piss and open the door to see him doing the Virginia Shuffle from the first to the last stall.
by BtownBubba November 24, 2020
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Bailey Shuffle

| ˈbā-lē ˈshə-fəl |

A hurried, stiff-legged shuffle walk characterized by clenched muscles and minimal leg lift, typically performed by someone with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) as they discreetly and urgently exit a room in search of a bathroom. Often marked by a tense posture, focused expression, and an unspoken sense of intestinal distress.
As soon as the meeting ran long, Dean did the classic bailey shuffle out of the conference room—no one dared to stop him.
by wagnam163 June 12, 2025
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Calgary Shuffle

The Calgary Shuffle is a redundant, hazardous, but amusing move when someone changes lanes, usually without indicating, and then changing back to the same lane within a short period for no apparent reason. This also applies to someone who is bad at shuffling cards or when a person backtracks because they were going in the wrong direction or changed their mind such as in a competitive game.
Traffic is crazy today, everyone is doing the Calgary Shuffle.

That Double Undercut is so obvious it looks like a Calgary Shuffle

I thought they were going A but they pulled a Calgary Shuffle and went B
by Dracacorpse April 11, 2021
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bump and shuffle

A less dynamic form of "hit and run."
Friend 1: "Dude, I was a little buzzed last night so I accidentally had a bump and shuffle."
Friend 2: "Did you get caught?"
Friend 1: "Nah, the guy just woke up and spilled his coffee."
by Football Addict March 21, 2010
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Stina Marie Shuffle

A method of shuffling cards, origination unknown, but popularized in Michigan and Virginia, USA. The method consists of throwing a deck (or more, in multi - deck circumstances) on the table face down and then mixing them up by moving them around the table and each other haphazardly. It is said (although not validated) that this method of shuffling mixes cards up more thoroughly than with a standard shuffle. There is no correlation between use of the method and achieving success in card games.
If you don’t own a card shuffler, sometimes a Stina Marie shuffle is the best way to shuffle 4 decks of cards for a hand of canasta.
by Pignut26 February 26, 2024
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