fag pole

An erecton a homosexual male grows when seeing a man that he thinks is gorgeous.

That guy just gave me a fag pole!

by Randle Manly June 26, 2016

I will hit you with a metal pole

I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.

The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.

by a meme definition October 9, 2023

pole

pole¹: a long object in a cylinder-like shape, of any material.

pole²: somebody from Poland (must be capitalized for proper grammar).

pole¹: "The pole was supporting the building"

pole²: "I met a Pole yesterday"

by Khizar Caliphate August 8, 2021

butt pole

A large, 3-6cm wide pole that is inserted into the rectal area. The length of this pole varies according to the size/depth of the rectal cavity. Typically used with and or by a partner for maximum penetration. Most commonly used by closeted straight men, many of whom you likely know well.

John picked up a hooker to try out his new 11 inch butt pole after his wife turned down the idea.

by Likemadick July 7, 2023

Pole smoker

A Pole smoker is someone who likes to give head to their boss to justify the minimal work they actually do.

“I just saw Scott sucking Andre’s cock! What a pole smoker!”

by Dennis Dickson February 6, 2021

Pole shifter

Slutty women dressed in slutty, lewd attire in public places that draws plenty of unhealthy, lustful attention. These are types of women you instantly shoot your shot with by using plenty of sexual innuendos because you just dgaf at that point.

Person 1 - U see that slutty ass bitch in the bread aisle with the fat ass in her skirt and big titties poppin her cleavage in that tight ass top with her thong sandals??

Person 2 - Yeah, that bitch a real pole shifter, I’m boutta see what she about

by HorndawgggAccent June 26, 2024

Rim pole

Another way to say fist (typically used in an inappropriate context).

Yeah dude, I totally stuck my rim pole up her ass.

by urgrounded-mom. January 18, 2021