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Pee yourself

It happens when someone can not hold their pee in any longer and it shoots out inside their clothes, creating a wet spot on their crotch.
Why did you pee yourself? The bathroom's right there!

Kid: Mommy... I peed myself
by Vocabnerd October 29, 2020
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pee rag

a pee rag is someone beyond a piss wipe; they exhibit piss wipe behaviours on another level.
by Zea & Chloe September 25, 2021
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Crosswind pee

When you have to align your penis a little offset of the toilet so that your pee stream actually hits inside the toilet bowl.
"Man, i really had to crosswind pee that one."
by Itznoone June 6, 2023
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pee showdown

when you are in a public bathroom stall and someone is in the stall next to you and you both have to pee, but you are both afraid of the judgement you might receive if you start first.
**texting**
Girl: hey, i'm in the bathroom, i'm gonna be late for class but i'm having a pee showdown with the girl next to me
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Pee Sex

Basically when u piss inside a woman vagina instead of cumming but if u gay asf its basically pissing inside a mans butthole instead of cumming

this is really some cuckooter dumb shit
no way my friend attempt pee sex he's a fucking savage my nigga
by WWW.COMPASS July 4, 2023
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Lee Pee

Can be used however you want.
Her: I can’t go out tonight.
Him: “That Lee Pee”

Him: I never finished our lab.
Him: Lee Pee asf...
by Oof66616903 April 26, 2019
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Pee deaf

The condition of temporary deafness brought on by peeing.
Hold up, I'm pee deaf. Give me a second
by tiny raccoon December 13, 2022
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