money upfront

Visible cash
I will make a deal with you but only if it´s money upfront
by Evillia April 15, 2019
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Floor Money

Money one accumulates gradually on their messy floor as a result of throwing jeans, jackets, etc down on the floor. As small change falls out of the pockets it is thus hidden in a sea of clothes, waiting to be collected one day...

Accumulated floor money records have been anything up to £35 in small change.
I'm broke but I have about £10 floor money
by CCHiPs March 04, 2011
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Cum Money

money earned through sexual acts or pornography
Guy: Imagine how rich that pornstar must be!
Girl: Yeah but I’d rather be rich with an actual job instead of cum money
by cold dude June 11, 2021
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Gucci Money

Gucci = expensive

Money = Money
-> someone who has very much money
Look at jimmy' s new shoes. He has definitely Gucci money
by B- 13Letter November 17, 2016
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Gucci Money

Gucci = Expensive
Money = Money

Someone who has a very large amount of money. Who is rich
Look at jimmy' s new shoes. He has definitely Gucci Money.
by B- 13Letter November 17, 2016
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On the money, honey!!!!!!!!!

This phrase must only be said by middle-aged gingers who knows math and wears glasses.
Student: 1+1 = 2
Ginger: On the money, honey!!!!!!!!!
*A fat man proceeds to crawl out of the ginger's mouth and will attempt to crawl into yours.*
by TheUrbanManWithTheDans October 09, 2019
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Infinite Money

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Dum dum who knows nothing about economics: If we print Infinite Money, we should an infinite increase in money!

Smart alpha chad wall street economist: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST PRINT INFINITE MONEY!!!!!!! YOU'LL BANKRUPT THE ECONOMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dum dum who knows nothing about economics: haha infinite money printing go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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