milking the goat

to leave the room, masturbate onto your hand, and then return, giving someone a high-five or shaking their hand.

Eww he totally just milked the goat on me.

by salmon April 19, 2004

Busted Milk

A new term for jizzing in you’re pants

Oh it appears I Busted Milk

by SebRWise October 10, 2017

Magic Milk

The milk that spurts fourth from your magical love tunnel upon climax. It often easily mistaken for hair gel. When applied to your partners face, it can be the perfect way to end a date. Try to avoid exposure to the eyes, unless your into that kinda shit.

"Your mom offered me breakfast today so I rewarded her with a nose full of magic milk."

by CareToLax? September 23, 2009

Choccy Milk

a phrase 2021 tiktok boys like to use to make their videos even worse.

"She wouldn't send me nudes, I'll go pop a choccy milk"
"choccy milk make the pain go away"

"When she has pronouns in her bio, dump her and pop a choccy milk"

by bakingsodaman420 February 15, 2021

Panty Milk

Something that is so awesome, it causes a lady boner.

The result of something awesome.

I took a bite into a Chipotle burrito, and it was sheer panty milk.

Something about his cologne just lingered through my nose into my soul, latched on in my heart, and dragged my body into his arms. I swear we should name that cologne Panty Milk.

When I was stressing about a bill, my husband informed me that he already paid it. He totally milked my panties with that.

by CrumpetsandBollocks January 17, 2015

Butthole Milk

The semen that leaks out of an anus after anal sex.

After cumming inside someones anus, the semen that leaks out is known as butthole milk.

by Disgustipated4once November 1, 2011

Rat milk

Not milk at low resolution.

Guy 1: Hey, is that rat milk or not milk?
Guy 2: By GOD! I cannot tell!

by geo November 11, 2003