jacob singleton

a really fat asian who has been sick for over a year

holy shit you are as fat as jacob singleton

by Lukard_oh November 24, 2022

Jacob Sloan

A human who screams really loudly and acts crazy. Known to be indigenous to Chicago. Seriously Hyper.

Holy Crap! I saw a Jacob Sloan in the candy store today.

by Animal Welfare May 11, 2019

Jacob day

The best person in the world that has helped a lot of people

Me- Jacob day has helped me so much

by Zyia September 03, 2022

jacob geno

a redneck boy

jacob geno is a redneck

by yahir T October 11, 2021

Jacob stockton

Jacob can be a little wankstain but I really do love him as my mate , I remember when we all slept in my back garden in a tent and he pissed in a lucozade bottle and threw it over someone's fence .

Jacob stockton has a massive pp

by Toby mcgurk November 22, 2021

Jacob ogdenitus

A health condition in which a males penis reverses inside itself

Dude I’ve just been to the doctors and found out I’ve got Jacob ogdenitus, my poor penis is inside out

by Parallelogramshagger May 08, 2020

Jacob W.

Jacob W. is the kind of guy to smoke a ton of weed, tells you he cares about you, and still mean when the high is over. He is the kind of guy who will treat u like a princess just cause he cares about you that much. If you're special to him you're very very lucky.

Marrissa loves Jacob W. but she's too scared to say it.

by marsluvsusosomuch March 24, 2022