muppets on ice

Growing up in Michigan it was really cold in the winter, So I would get my hand really cold, almost frozen, and fist my girlfriend so deep I was wearing her like a Muppet
Me and Becky got really kinky the other night, she let me go to Muppets on Ice!
by Strayfrank Von Jonlak September 21, 2019
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Ice carp

The stripper / prostitute that visits ice shanties. Like a lot lizard, but for ice fisherman
I didn't catch any fish while ice fishing, but I did catch crabs from the ice carp.
by Hot tub lover February 10, 2022
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Ice Wipe

When your ASS is burning so badly usually after a very HOT and Spicy meal. That the ONLY rememedy is to bring down the inflamation of that Hemeroid is by wiping your ass with an ICE CUBE!!
Holy crap I could barly sit down my ASS was burning and Itching so badly. That my only plan of action was to go in to the ice box grab the biggest ice cube there is and numb the pain and itching with a good Ice Wipe!!
by Shoe Guy 7 November 22, 2011
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Ice mod

Ice is a mod for dynamic but he’s also a song writer here is one of his songs MY NAME IS PUMPY IM VERY LUMPY AND I USED TO BE A PATS FAN!!! BUT NOW IM A BUCS AND CHEIFS FAN!! PUMPY IS VERY LUMPY AND BUMPY written by Ice him self
Ice mod
by You’ll never know 9/11 February 08, 2022
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russian ice

russian ice ice baby.
by Littlewood32 April 27, 2021
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Ice Golem

One of the more useless cards in the popular mobile game, Clash of Clans. It is unlocked at TH11, it takes up 15 army camp space and is generally mixed in with BoWitch armies as well as armies including bat spells. The ice golem is a slow and weak troop, when killed it freezes the surrounding area for multiple seconds. I am rating this troop a 46/100. It is useful in rare occasions but generally the regular golem works just as fine, if not better.
Hey, are you going to attack using the new Ice Golem you just unlocked?
Nah, fuck it.
by CoCConnoisseur November 25, 2021
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Dead Ice

A word for calling out someone who wears fake jewelry/clothing, but claims it's real.
Flexer: "Hey guys, like my rolex."
Exposer: "That's Dead Ice you liar."
by SonHunter April 20, 2018
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