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personal handshake

Giving a handjob to somebody after a good job.
*Finishes GTA race after 1 hour*
Is given a personal handshake by somebody in the group
by BurgerRing8 March 26, 2016
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Personality STD

Someone who is the human equivalent to all the symptoms of an STD.

A person with personality STD personifies symptoms including but not limited to: warts, oozy abscesses, itchiness, redness, inflammation of the rectum, and death.

These individuals use a form of bugchasing; they wish to contract personality STD and find delight in giving others personality STD. Unlike the traditional term if bugchasing, these individuals use stupidity as a form to contract and give this disease, as opposed to not wearing a condom.
Aaron: Government should regulate anything. Like lead paint. I mean, what, 4 or 5 kids must have died? I know this sounds harsh but, does the market have to suffer if a few kids die? I know I would give my kids lead painted toys.

Sophie: It causes severe brain damage.

Aaron: Well, thats not true. But if it was, then that would only happen if they put it in their mouth, and that's the parents fault. I mean, tell your toddler to stop putting things in its mouth.

Sophie: Stop trying to give me your personality STD.
by Jucier May 21, 2013
mugGet the Personality STDmug.

Bullshit-Person

Someone who eats up bullshit, and repeats it enough to just pass on more misinformation. A bullshit person might also like to pretend to be something he or she is not, hold lots of false confidence or make false claims about personal capacities. Bullshit people might also expect and try to force others to think like them by personally attacking the other person for not believing them, trying to persuade, etc. .

People who form their beliefs based on the news and hearsay, then talk about it at length like it's actually real are bullshit people. They might totally ignore things like blatant photoshop, factual spin, realistic fiction storytelling, and other strong signs of propaganda, and then try to punish people for not believing it, as if lying is really going to help anything.

Bullshit people are manipulated, and they like to manipulate because they're collectivistic, authoritarian and generally a source of the same thing tearing and keeping everyone down, high and low, which is being subject to the greater machine, yanked and whipped along, like property, and not a self.

Bullshit people are trickers, fakers, liars, and tools of liars.
(Name) likes to read news about the most outlandish, senseless, obviously fabricated stuff, and when people point out that the whole base of the story was cooked to manipulate people, he just got angry, and tried to come up with bullshit arguments to convince them he was right. (Name) is a bullshit-person.
by DanZhukovin October 3, 2019
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drummie person

a drummie person is the most fabulous kind of person in existence today. otherwise known as a percussionist or a member of drumline, they are hilarious and probably very immature and obnoxious while hilarious and very nice at the same time.
wow, they are so nice. they must be a drummie person.
by sareth cohreau January 15, 2017
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Personal Thanksgiving

Started in Philadelphia, PA in 2013 in response to shopping and traveling ruining regular Thanksgiving. It takes place the Saturday after Thanksgiving and Black Friday. You buy a Turkey for yourself (>8lbs) and make all the fixins. It is a day/meal for no guests and you have to be at home. You can share, but only if the person lives in the place where you live.

You eat Turkey and stuffing, drink, play video games and just have a quiet peaceful day of normality with the people that are literally closest to you (in your place of residence) and reflect on what you are secretly and personally thankful for without the BS. The true meaning of Personal Thanksgiving is selfishness and all-around laziness.
I can't wait to not see any of these people at Personal Thanksgiving.
by Bread2287 November 26, 2016
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Person 50

never never NEVER USED
person 1: AMOG US trash
person 2: cringe
person 3:yeah so funni
person 4: GET OUT OF MY HEAD
person 5: *does ritual
person 50: hello mortals
person 1: AMOG US trash
person 2: cringe
person 3:yeah so funni
person 4: GET OUT OF MY HEAD
person 5: *does ritual
person 50: hello mortals
by therealpotato456 March 26, 2021
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Person Of Stone

A person of stone is a person who does not like being called an "idiot" despite their nickname being a person of stone.
Person 1: Hey youre an IDIOT!
Person of stone: dont call me that.
by blokebay3795 March 9, 2022
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