cool story dude

A typical response to a dumb or pointless anecdote among friends.

Kyle: So, today I was driving home from work and I noticed a streetlight was out.

Kavon: Cool Story Dude!

by Coolius October 22, 2008

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two-story blumkin

when a guy's recieving blowjob while taking a shit on the "top shelf" (upper level of the toilet) and the bitch thats blowin him is takin shit in the bowl.

Dude, last night I got a two-story blumkin at this frat house.

by gradeAwood October 26, 2009

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Cool story bro

A declaration that one is not interested in the topic at hand but that one does not have the proper IQ to come up with a more interesting topic.

Amelia: My grandfather died

Zeus: Cool story bro

by Rihanyce May 24, 2010

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A school program where students help other students. It helps kids across a school get to know each other. It breaks barriers and encourages everyone to be open and less judgmental. This is a program that could truly change how the world works.

Share Your Story saved my life

by Story Teller July 24, 2013

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Delusional story teller

When you tell a story but the other person forgot the details and claims it never happened. You then become animated trying to make them remember you start to look insane.

You used to bring me flowers when we first started dating remember? Oh because you forgot now I sound like a Delusional Story Teller right?!

by msscream1234 February 15, 2018

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long short story

a short story that takes a long time to tell

*Over complicates story and adds details that are unnecessary.*
"Anyways, long short story..."
*Continues to over complicate story and add details that are unnecessary.*

by user8857 June 21, 2018

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