water bug

An avid and skillfull swimmer

"How the hell did you make it to the other side of the pool in that short of time?"

"I don't know...I guess I'm a water bug!"

by gutterbitch August 2, 2009

Fiji Water

Untouched by man, bottled at the source. Another name for a virgin.

Dude I was hittin that and she was Fiji water dude. Untouched by man.

by Savage Jerry August 16, 2016

dog water

Pre-seminal fluid (aka, "pre-cum")

"Just be careful anyway - you can still get a girl pregnant with dog water!"

by buffalo patty December 19, 2004

water balloons

overly jigily breasts

Those water balloons are going crazy

by milk man November 9, 2003

dog water

a term children use that replace dog shit

You are dog water kid

by lkjgyutrf5esedx February 8, 2021

weiner water

1. the super tasty broth prepared as a result of boiling weiners.

2. when I dunk my filthy, unwashed cock in a glass of water; the perfect beverage for your mom.

Guy 1: "Hey man, I boiled up some weiners...want some?"

Guy 2: "Fuck the weiners, gimme some of that delicious weiner water"

Guy 1: "That's what I gave your mom last night."

by The Zim. January 17, 2009

Spaghetti Water

1.) The cloudy water dumped down the strainer after spaghetti has been boiled.

2.) A close cousin to "Ass Water". Loose stool violently ejected from the rectum after digesting too much fine Italian cuisine. (A common problem after family get-togethers at Olive Garden.)

1.) "Jane dumped the spaghetti water down the drain."

2.) (A real-world situation involving my own personal visit to a local McDonalds.) An African-American entered, drew his nose upward, and exclaimed: "Mann! Idd smell lyke spuhgetty wawduh in hurr!"

by Ignorant Chode November 23, 2006