the insane, distorted, irrational thinking that occurs in crack smokers. especially when a crackhead runs out of crack (and money to get crack).
'i already sold all my food stamps, but my daughter took some of my money, and wrote a check to pay my cellphone bill. if we can get a ride to the bank, i think i can get the money from the atm before the bank pays the check. on the way to the bank, we can tell the driver we'll give her money, but we'll just give her a little crack, and after she smokes. maybe we can get her to rent her car for some more rock.' ---- crack-tarded!
by baby's mama July 20, 2011
The type of person who does not know they spent part of their paycheck on something that was mass produced and sold with a fancy name to get them to spend part of their paycheck on pills. Like a hippie, but dumber and more prone to drug addiction.
Observant Asshole-That E-tard asshole won't even be able to finish a syllable soon if he keeps on at the rate he's going.
by Solid Mantis September 19, 2018
a derognative term for the police.
police+retard.
because they will enforce any retarded law they tell them to.
if they told them to be on the lookout for runaway slaves they would.
police+retard.
because they will enforce any retarded law they tell them to.
if they told them to be on the lookout for runaway slaves they would.
by Deep blue 2012 August 28, 2009
I person who is so gay that they have to be at least 46.7% retarded or else they're just a fag. Also can be used to give to an enemy, or someone loathed.
by Vincent Bondage August 20, 2006
derives from the term {retard it's not PC but merely refers to somebody socially undeveloped- sometimes it's needed! you people know who you are!! Oh and it also means to be late tardy but I prefer the first expression.
by Sasha November 11, 2004
One who thinks lizard eggs may have crawled up one's ears while they are sleeping leading to a minute amount of pain in lower left ear lobe.
by Joe Momma August 30, 2004
Gay-tarded male: Do you want to go out sometime?
Other male: I don't roll that way, man.
Gay-tarded male: What do you mean...? (confused look)
Other male: You're gay-tarded!
Other male: I don't roll that way, man.
Gay-tarded male: What do you mean...? (confused look)
Other male: You're gay-tarded!
by computer*geek July 06, 2006