Rag or towel often chain-linked to a retard's neck. Used for preventing the constant ruining of said retard's wardrobe due to excessive drooling.
by mofonutz August 26, 2006
Get the tard ragmug. the insane, distorted, irrational thinking that occurs in crack smokers. especially when a crackhead runs out of crack (and money to get crack).
'i already sold all my food stamps, but my daughter took some of my money, and wrote a check to pay my cellphone bill. if we can get a ride to the bank, i think i can get the money from the atm before the bank pays the check. on the way to the bank, we can tell the driver we'll give her money, but we'll just give her a little crack, and after she smokes. maybe we can get her to rent her car for some more rock.' ---- crack-tarded!
by baby's mama July 20, 2011
Get the crack-tardedmug. A "Bubba Tard" is defined by an uneducated idiot that usually resides in small towns throughout America.
They can be easily identified by there apparent fear of Obama and a certainty of government conspiracies. They also have a strong odor of ass and armpit, and have invested a life savings in tattoos.
They are prominently Caucasian, but this isn't a limiting factor. Their likes are, raised trucks, T top camaros, pit bulls, and Duck Dynasty.
The Bubba Tard is usually harmless, but there has been events of senseless violence recorded, such events are usually limited to domestic issues. (wife beating)
The Bubba Tard also has a compulsive fascination with guns, usually assault weapons of some sort which He/She uses to kill innocent animals for sport.
The Bubba Tard condition can usually be cured by an education at an accredited institution, this does not include trade schools of any kind. It is important to remember that not all Bubba Tards can be cured, some are just terminally stupid.
They can be easily identified by there apparent fear of Obama and a certainty of government conspiracies. They also have a strong odor of ass and armpit, and have invested a life savings in tattoos.
They are prominently Caucasian, but this isn't a limiting factor. Their likes are, raised trucks, T top camaros, pit bulls, and Duck Dynasty.
The Bubba Tard is usually harmless, but there has been events of senseless violence recorded, such events are usually limited to domestic issues. (wife beating)
The Bubba Tard also has a compulsive fascination with guns, usually assault weapons of some sort which He/She uses to kill innocent animals for sport.
The Bubba Tard condition can usually be cured by an education at an accredited institution, this does not include trade schools of any kind. It is important to remember that not all Bubba Tards can be cured, some are just terminally stupid.
Man in Walmart, "Did you know congress is trying to take away all your rights!"
Other Man in Walmart, "You Sir are a F**KEN Bubba Tard, now get away from me, YOU STINK AND I'M GOING TO PUKE"
Other Man in Walmart, "You Sir are a F**KEN Bubba Tard, now get away from me, YOU STINK AND I'M GOING TO PUKE"
by pescadore December 29, 2013
Get the Bubba Tardmug. I person who is so gay that they have to be at least 46.7% retarded or else they're just a fag. Also can be used to give to an enemy, or someone loathed.
by Vincent Bondage August 20, 2006
Get the fag tardmug. Gay-tarded male: Do you want to go out sometime?
Other male: I don't roll that way, man.
Gay-tarded male: What do you mean...? (confused look)
Other male: You're gay-tarded!
Other male: I don't roll that way, man.
Gay-tarded male: What do you mean...? (confused look)
Other male: You're gay-tarded!
by computer*geek July 6, 2006
Get the Gay-tardedmug. One who thinks lizard eggs may have crawled up one's ears while they are sleeping leading to a minute amount of pain in lower left ear lobe.
by Joe Momma August 30, 2004
Get the tardmug. derives from the term {retard it's not PC but merely refers to somebody socially undeveloped- sometimes it's needed! you people know who you are!! Oh and it also means to be late tardy but I prefer the first expression.
by Sasha November 11, 2004
Get the tardmug.