the slip and slide

To have sexual intercourse.

Her vagina was so wet and tight that it felt like playing the I was playing the slip and slide with her when I had my erect penis inside her cunt.

by PusssyKittyKat April 25, 2010

pot-bellied spider monkey

being unusually agile or quick for an overweight person.

my kid knocked her sippy cup off the table and my pot-bellied spider monkey of a wife caught it before it hit the ground.

by phaydeout January 17, 2011

Hammer Backside Slide

When positioned doggy style behind your partner, and you generate friction with your cock between her ass cheeks to make you cum all over her back.

My girlfriend was reading in bed last night, and didn't want to fool around. I was really in the mood, so she let me give her the Hammer Backside Slide. I totally blew my load all over her back. She was in the mood then, but she was too late. When she went to take a shower, I fell asleep.

by Skankbanger November 2, 2011

Drunken Thigh Slide

When a girl is wasted and tries to do a woman on top sex position but misses your penis and slides down your thigh.

Sam: "Man... My girl was wasted last night and wanted to ride cowboy. But she ended up doing a drunken thigh slide."

Bryan: "I hate it when that happens."

by Tattered Wings December 19, 2012

Spiderbites

Double piercings usually on the bottom lip, side by side (one right next to the either). Can be either on the center, right or left side. Studs, Retainers or Captive Hoops can be used.

A : "I got my lip pierced today!"
B : "Oh really what did you do?"
A : "I got SpiderBites!"
B : "Like... SnakeBites?"
A : "No no. they're side by side"

by Afterrhythmia March 15, 2009

Slidee

a woman who gets done anally while going down a slide.

Slidee: hey im slidee!
Hannah: whys your nickname slidee?
Slidee: i got done up the arse on a slide!

by chokablok December 25, 2007

Spider Kid

The kid at your high school who is just really "special". There isnt an actual definition but you know they are one when you see one. Symptoms include having a self charm (mainly to nerds), interest in weird things, and not taking showers and having a lisp. A good example would be Dustin from Stranger Things.

Jason has a weird Spider Kid friend. His name is Aaron and he has a lisp and is really into chess. I also think that he has never taken a shower in his life or at least he smells that way.

by sgduysagedy29 September 28, 2018