Simon

The best person in this fucking world.
Simon can’t be described but the closest we can come to describing him is perfect

Wow i really love Simon he is my whole world

by Simon is my boyfriend March 27, 2023

Simon

The biggest, most dramatic, rat in history to ever exist. <3

Patricia: OMG have you heard from Simon lately?
Belinda: Gurl, you mean rat, we don't pronounce that name anymore, from now of on its rat remember

by yoman <3 March 29, 2023

Simon'd

To be prepared for battle only to casually abandon your team without trying.

Wow buddy, you just Simon'd us back there when we needed you.

by 44neverforgotten April 30, 2023

Simon

A guy that really like snails and is really nice to everyone around them.

Guy 1 - Hey, hqve you seen that guy Simon?
Guy 2 - Yeah! Hes amazing to talk to!

by FRYS02 May 4, 2023

Summon Ed Sheeran

1st you will need 2 people

2. At precisely 2:18 am start dancing in a circle

3. Smack ur thigh 8 times
4. Sit in a circle and put something bright red in the middle

5. Massage your feet while chanting Ed Sheeran

Let’s Summon Ed Sheeran at 2:18 am

NO SOCKS

by DogLover_cool May 12, 2023

Simon

A 40 year old tottenham fan who works with politics but is also the best and most caring dad you can ever have. As long as you do not support arsenal in his household

Simon: Hey! What team do you support?

Person: Arsenal!

Simon: *Pulls out a fxcking 12 gauge shotgun* Better run boy!

by DaddyDonkey63 May 24, 2023

Simon

A guy who thinks he gets all the girls but really isn’t all that.

Me: He’s such a Simon.
Kyle: Ik right?

by SlimJim_83 June 17, 2023