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shooting their feet off

When you're really screwing yourself up by entangling yourselves in others' affairs, being dysfunctional, and making your life much more difficult than it needs to be.
Those girls are just shooting their feet off.
by CU Jeff March 13, 2007
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shoot-dang hoohah

1. when something happens and it catches you off gaurd
2. or when you just feel like yelling it out of pure joy
shoot-dang hoohah these are some nice pants!
by HoSkeet January 5, 2008
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bamboo poop shoot

The act of using a piece of bamboo as a butt plug
sally and i were role playing as panda bears so i gave her the old "Bamboo poop shoot".
by bullwagon13 April 5, 2016
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butt shoot

when a man poops hair that he had eaten on thurday
by john perfoo May 13, 2005
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poop-shoot pirates

two male lovers who explore the unknown regions of each others anus with there wangs......also known as bufu buddies..
yo that kid from florida and raven are poop-shoot pirates, i saw them doing the nasty behind a tree during my lunch break.
by friend of friends March 23, 2003
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Go Shoot a Cat

Meaning "to masturbate", it is derived from the following joke.

An owner of a bakery was an avid cake-baker , but her three children never failed to steal and eat the cake before it could be used for its intended purpose (To be sold. Duh). The woman decided to find out who was eating these cakes. She included a few tablespoons of metal BBs (the kind that go in Airsoft guns) into the cake batter.

Later that day, the baker was approached by her (very freaked) daughter. "Mom, mom, I went to the bathroom and I pissed out BBs!"
And so the mother beat her daughter.

A few hours later, her second daughter ran up to her and repeated the exact same thing as the first daughter.
And so the mother beat her daughter.

After dinner, her son ran up to her and said, "Mom, mom, I was down in the basement jacking off, and I shot the cat!"
Dude, stop staring at that chick. If you really have to, go shoot a cat.
by Dragonfiregamer January 6, 2010
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POOP SHOOT PIRATE

a term used for a guy who likes to e
nter the wrong hole whilst having sex!
anal sex giver!
Well i finally got that guy into bed. WOW what Suprise he's a "POOP SHOOT PIRATE"
by sammix August 23, 2008
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