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Shark Shit

A Shark Shit is the disgusting act of someone swimming at the beach that is too lazy to get out of the water and use the public restroom like a normal person, instead they take a shit right there and then in the ocean.
"Dude, its freakin cold out there and those restrooms dont got doors on the stalls; Fuck it! we shark shittin today!!!"
Shark Shit by 777geez June 23, 2019

Shark Sugar 

When you crap you pants out of the fear you get from seeing a shark while swimming in the ocean, your crap is like sugar to the shark and it will go crazy and then attack you. This term was first used and popularized by Rob Dyrdek on his MTV show, "Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory".
Man I was surfing on vacation last summer in Australia and this Great White Shark came up behind me and I Shark Sugared everywhere, he then proceeded to bite off my left foot out of the sugar frenzy I created for him.
Shark Sugar by curubtherock March 25, 2009

sharp sharp 

sharp - Often doubled up for effect as sharp-sharp!, this word is used as a greeting, a farewell, for agreement or just to express enthusiasm.
The R isn´t prounced fully, it´s more of a shap shap

Sharp shootership

Excellence at shooting guns. It's a noun version for sharp shooter
"In order to be a member you need really high sharp shootership.

short shorts 

very, very short shorts
ew, he's wearing short shorts.

damn, she's wearing short shorts

Short-sleeved magician 

a person who does something that you see coming.
Dan: "I was talking to Jeff and he told me he was deciding whether or not to move in with his girlfriend."

Craig: "Well, we all know Jeff has commitment issues. But just for fun... what did he decide?"

Dan: "What do you think? He decided not to."

Craig: "Oh Dan. He's such a short-sleeved magician."